Here’s how I’ve been entertaining myself in meetings today: imagining an underwear catalog for bookish types. It would feature:
- The Thong Goodbye
- A Briefs History of Time
- Angelheaded Hipsters
- Silent G-String
- Monster in a Boxer
- Thong of Solomon
- Thong of Myself
- Thong Day’s Journey into Night
- Bonfire of the Panties
And so forth. A cinematic spinoff might ensue:
- The Pelican Briefs
- Ryan’s Thong
- Spinal Tap Pants
- Manon of the G-String
- The Thong Hot Summer
- Six G-String Samurai
And while we’re perusing this guy’s site, here’s something that would have helped me choose dinner last night. (I ended up eating a field greens salad, the dab of leftover halibut and mushroom-barley from the West Side Lounge, and some Cherry Garcia frogurt, in case you were wondering.)
I need to organize and send my collection of found items to Found. Before D. and I move would be a good time, methinks, so nothing gets thrown away by accident. Note: I think I lost the fucking excellent Bronwen + Aliza list. But here’s a transcript:
Bronwen+ Aliza’s
TO-DO
1. Continue ^refresh tanning
(go to beach, Jake’s/sam’s
pool)
2. Go bra/underwear
shopping/clothing shopping
3. Hook up with
Kyle (B)
4. slowly disconnect
with Ben/Find
new Guy!!!
5. Use shoes