Oh glorious day off, how I love you. I slept nine hours, thought about getting up, and rolled over and dozed for another two. Lots of weird dreams; Paris Hilton had a walk-on in one, but I don’t remember much else about it now.

Confession: with D. out of town, I watched “My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance” last night. It was about as dreadful as I could have expected, and any bits of manufactured suspense were so drawn out, replayed, and padded that I couldn’t take it and went to bed.

No big plans for today. I rented “Magnolia” and may decide to watch it, or I might walk into Harvard Square.

Girlie endorsement du jour: I am all aswoon for Neutrogena’s Triple Moisture shampoo, conditioner, and moussey foamy leave-in conditioner. Really. My hair gobbles this shit up and glows — no mean feat, considering the chemical punishment I put it through every 3-4 weeks. This is the product I’ve been searching for for years, honest-to-god YEARS. (N.B. My hair is almost completely straight, so if you’ve got curly hair this may do weird things to it.)

I think it’s lunchtime. Maybe more later.

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