http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/05/491/ Mon, 21 May 2012 19:08:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/05/491/#comment-141 Wed, 04 May 2005 15:04:28 +0000 http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/05/491/#comment-141 Poor, poor Jeff -- "ANTM" is sheer genius through and through. It makes waking up on Wednesdays bearable. Where else can you see a contestant scream, "That skank ho poured the beer on my weave!"? Where else can you see Tyra Banks's face split open to reveal an enraged alien as she screams at Beer Weave Girl for not believing in herself? Not to mention Janice Dickinson (World's First Supermodel) making out with La Tyra so ardently that the producers had to blur out her naughty parts as they rolled around in front of the judging dais. The only bad thing about it is the World's Orangest Wee Man, Jay Manuel, whose fashion sense rivals Bobby Trendy's, but even his idiocy is entertaining. This season alone had a she-male bisexual Amazon wrestler from Terre Haute who had a little scare with necrotizing fasciitis on her face. (Turns out it was just impetigo. Probably from the wrestling mats.) Oh, how I love it so. Poor, poor Jeff — “ANTM” is sheer genius through and through. It makes waking up on Wednesdays bearable. Where else can you see a contestant scream, “That skank ho poured the beer on my weave!”? Where else can you see Tyra Banks’s face split open to reveal an enraged alien as she screams at Beer Weave Girl for not believing in herself? Not to mention Janice Dickinson (World’s First Supermodel) making out with La Tyra so ardently that the producers had to blur out her naughty parts as they rolled around in front of the judging dais. The only bad thing about it is the World’s Orangest Wee Man, Jay Manuel, whose fashion sense rivals Bobby Trendy’s, but even his idiocy is entertaining. This season alone had a she-male bisexual Amazon wrestler from Terre Haute who had a little scare with necrotizing fasciitis on her face. (Turns out it was just impetigo. Probably from the wrestling mats.) Oh, how I love it so.

]]> http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/05/491/#comment-140 Wed, 04 May 2005 14:39:47 +0000 http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/05/491/#comment-140 Chocolate with cayenne pepper? I better googlemap that place right away - I had a chocolate bar with cayenne pepper a while back and it was fantastic. But I'm a freak. Also: "America's Top Model" as a *reward*? What, they were out of red-hot pokers up the ass? Chocolate with cayenne pepper? I better googlemap that place right away - I had a chocolate bar with cayenne pepper a while back and it was fantastic. But I’m a freak. Also: “America’s Top Model” as a *reward*? What, they were out of red-hot pokers up the ass?

]]> http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/05/491/#comment-139 Wed, 04 May 2005 01:08:07 +0000 http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/05/491/#comment-139 Worst Toscanini's flavor ever? Incan Chocolate. It's some kind of Mexican chocolate with cayenne pepper. I was in pain halfway through. The only Toscanini's ice cream I couldn't finish, and I love my Tosci's. Worst Toscanini’s flavor ever? Incan Chocolate. It’s some kind of Mexican chocolate with cayenne pepper. I was in pain halfway through. The only Toscanini’s ice cream I couldn’t finish, and I love my Tosci’s.

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