If the contest is world’s biggest spaz, that is. See, I:
- Left my wallet on the dining room table this morning, which I didn’t realize until I was in line to buy a bagel for breakfast.
- Rummaged through my desk drawer and found a dessicated miso-tofu soup cup of indeterminate age. Decided to have that for lunch, until I peeled away the lid to see that a family of moths had taken up residence.
- Rummaged some more and found a can of soup. Took soup to kitchen, only to find that hello! No bowls or Tupperware to be found.
- Pulled off lid of soup can in such a way that it sprayed all over me.
- Poured soup in two paper cups for microwaving.
- Burnt tongue on first spoonful.
I really ought to go home, where I’ll be less of a danger to myself and others.
2fs says:
May 29th, 2005 at 11:53 am EDTVisit 2fs
Uh-oh…no posts since this one? I’m worried that, on the way out of work, you walked into an empty elevator shaft, or slipped on a banana peel in front of a bus, or got the sleeve of your coat caught in a passing taxicab or something. Have you considered dressing entirely in bubblewrap?
Ezra says:
June 1st, 2005 at 12:20 pm EDTVisit Ezra
Unsolicited categorization remark: shouldn’t you put this in Listy McListerson, too? (I don’t obsess about other peoples’ blog categorizations normally, but that’s how much I love your Listy McListerson category).
Editrix says:
June 1st, 2005 at 12:25 pm EDTVisit Editrix
Right you are! Thanks for the Catchy McCatcherwood.
On another note entirely, it appears that my attempt to install a comment whitelist did not succeed. Bummer.