Lately I’ve been seeing some search strings leading here that make me plumb-near giddy:
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This right here, this is why I do this. For the models.
In the inexplicable department: two of the most popular searches lately have been “hauser doogie” and “doogie […]

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So you know how I said I was going to spend the dreary weekend writing? Funny thing about that. I ended up spending most of it cooking, baking, reading, and playing Kingdom of Loathing. Oops. Can I fall back on the excuse that last week was incredibly draining? Didn’t think so.

These past few days, I’ve felt such an achy need to write and write about all the weird stuff jamming up my head, but I’ve either been unable to access a computer or too damn flayed when I do have access to form a complete sentence, leaving me with nothing but a few down-slanting notes […]

Theo’s surgery seemed to go well, although the the vet had to extract an additional canine and two premolars. He was groggy and a bit of a stumblebum yesterday evening, but he exhibited none of the grumpiness the vet’s assistant warned us about — if anything, he was more affectionate and cuddly than usual. He […]

A couple of random Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy notes:

The costume designer did Zooey Deshchanel zero favors by putting her in that pale blue terrycloth jumpsuit jobbie. When she walked away from the camera in one shot, she looked decidedly pear-shaped. I also wish her Trillian had been written a little more genius-y.
Overall, I liked […]