Recent conversation between two officemates:

Thing 1: “It kind of pisses me off that the gays co-opted the rainbow.”

Thing 2: “We’re on a roll, Thing 1 — yesterday we were talking about dog penises, today we’re talking about gay rainbows.”

Thing 1: “I don’t have a problem with rainbows. I just wish that the gays hadn’t changed the meaning. Them and Jesse Jackson.”