http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/11/this-is-why-i-dont-play-the-lottery/ Wed, 8 Feb 2012 09:43:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/11/this-is-why-i-dont-play-the-lottery/#comment-1561 Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:33:31 +0000 http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/11/this-is-why-i-dont-play-the-lottery/#comment-1561 The mystery of "Quiznos Sub" deepens, with the frankly frightening lacuna at the heart of your sentence. Whatever it was you had from Quiznos Sub, it was evidently so terrifying that you could not even name it. I think I'm staying the hell away. Maybe "sub" means "subinfernal" or something, and the message is that <b>we are not to quiz</b> the subinfernal. Ours is not to reason why; ours to stuff our face and die. The mystery of “Quiznos Sub” deepens, with the frankly frightening lacuna at the heart of your sentence. Whatever it was you had from Quiznos Sub, it was evidently so terrifying that you could not even name it. I think I’m staying the hell away. Maybe “sub” means “subinfernal” or something, and the message is that we are not to quiz the subinfernal. Ours is not to reason why; ours to stuff our face and die.

]]> http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/11/this-is-why-i-dont-play-the-lottery/#comment-1560 Mon, 14 Nov 2005 22:25:26 +0000 http://www.patheticfallacy.org/2005/11/this-is-why-i-dont-play-the-lottery/#comment-1560 The prize is only good for ONE DAY? What a rip-off!!! The prize is only good for ONE DAY? What a rip-off!!!

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