Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.

After feeling wound up tighter than a gnat’s eyelash for the past couple of weeks, I finally buckled and bought a pregnancy test at CVS after work tonight. Now I just need to wait until my bladder is full enough for the damn thing to work. It might be, but it’s kind of difficult to know for sure.

Of course, my maturity and preparedness for the potential life-altering event is best signified by how I’ve been chanting all day the directions from the test Marge Simpson took: “Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be! If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!”


3 Responses to “Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.”

  1. amysue says:

    Visit amysue

    OK…and the verdict is? I remember buying one of each brand and staring at them (in my case trying to will them to be positive) for almost an hour. While I never got pregnant, and ended up adopting both my children, I still remember those days! I hope that whatever response you have makes you happy!

  2. 2fs says:

    Visit 2fs

    Shouldn’t someone design a pregnancy test that looks like a Magic 8-Ball? Would perhaps lighten things up a bit…!

  3. Ezra says:

    Visit Ezra

    Holy cannoli!

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>