I’ve tried various tactics over the years to help educate my sweetie on the topic of Flowers, the Niceness of Receiving. They include:

“Forgetting” to recycle those little postcard ads from Kabloom for a few days, leaving them on the dining room table or in the office.
Mentioning when one of my friends or someone at work […]

After the crappiest day yet of an especially craptacular week, I needed to take a deep breath and do something constructive. An old friend of my fella’s is in town for a conference, but I opted to be reclusive and do some cooking instead of joining them for sushi and socializing. After a stop at […]

David Bowie is very disappointed in you.

I mean seriously, for real?

Some guys who just walked up our street:
“. . . STAAAHH MAAAHHHKET!”
“You use that self-checkout thing?”
“Man, that’s the weakest thing EVER!”
“Yeah, speaker’s all BLOWN an’ shit?”