Be all that you can be

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i’d like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don’t you wanna ride in my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it’s about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed forces!

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  1. Ezra says:

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    So, when this showed up in my RSS reader, there was no YouTube video in there, so I thought this script was a dream you had.

    And I came here to say “wow”. I guess I’m a little disappointed. I wanted it to be your dream.

    That said, “wow”.

  2. Editrix says:

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    The last dream I remember involved wanting pancakes and ordering pancakes and waiting for pancakes and the pancakes never arrived.

  3. Heather says:

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    Wow–this was so worth logging on for today!

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