Archive for April, 2010

Overheard at JetBlue baggage claim, LAX

Published on 23 April 2010

SETTING: Aging Outdoorsy Dude arrives at baggage claim, greets his Balding Friend or Brother. Manly hugs, back slapping.
BFoB: You look great!
AOD: Ehh, I could stand to lose a few pounds. [Pats paunch.]
BFoB: Where’s the glasses?
AOD: Yeah, I had Lasik!
BFoB: Oh yeah, how’s that?
AOD: Amazing! Last year I got my ear fixed, so now I can […]