SETTING: Aging Outdoorsy Dude arrives at baggage claim, greets his Balding Friend or Brother. Manly hugs, back slapping.
BFoB: You look great!
AOD: Ehh, I could stand to lose a few pounds. [Pats paunch.]
BFoB: Where’s the glasses?
AOD: Yeah, I had Lasik!
BFoB: Oh yeah, how’s that?
AOD: Amazing! Last year I got my ear fixed, so now I can hear. This year, I got my eyes fixed. Next year it’ll be my schlong!
BFoB: …
Annnnnd, scene.
Ezra says:
April 24th, 2010 at 10:11 pm EDTVisit Ezra
Oh, Trixie, you made me L literally OL.
Ezra says:
April 24th, 2010 at 10:12 pm EDTVisit Ezra
stupid HTML blocker erased my fake HTML tag:
Ezra says:
April 24th, 2010 at 10:12 pm EDTVisit Ezra
AGH! One more time:
<wipes tears from eyes />
Editrix says:
April 25th, 2010 at 8:54 am EDTVisit Editrix
Sorry for the codie weirdies!
dodo says:
May 21st, 2010 at 9:37 am EDTVisit dodo
Whoa.
(I admit I have fantasized about the “Logan’s Run” machine that will just fix EVERYTHING at once, using “lasers”….)
Editrix says:
May 21st, 2010 at 9:12 pm EDTVisit Editrix
You, my dear, need nothing fixed whatsoever.