Overheard at JetBlue baggage claim, LAX

SETTING: Aging Outdoorsy Dude arrives at baggage claim, greets his Balding Friend or Brother. Manly hugs, back slapping.

BFoB: You look great!

AOD: Ehh, I could stand to lose a few pounds. [Pats paunch.]

BFoB: Where’s the glasses?

AOD: Yeah, I had Lasik!

BFoB: Oh yeah, how’s that?

AOD: Amazing! Last year I got my ear fixed, so now I can hear. This year, I got my eyes fixed. Next year it’ll be my schlong!

BFoB: …

Annnnnd, scene.



6 Responses to “Overheard at JetBlue baggage claim, LAX”

  1. Ezra says:


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    Oh, Trixie, you made me L literally OL.

  2. Ezra says:


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    stupid HTML blocker erased my fake HTML tag:

  3. Ezra says:


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    AGH! One more time:

    <wipes tears from eyes />

  4. Editrix says:


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    Sorry for the codie weirdies!

  5. dodo says:


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    Whoa.

    (I admit I have fantasized about the “Logan’s Run” machine that will just fix EVERYTHING at once, using “lasers”….)

  6. Editrix says:


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    You, my dear, need nothing fixed whatsoever.


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