Me: So, what would you like to do today?
Him: I don’t know. I need to go to the bank, but that’s about it. What do you want to do? Watch some “Lost”? Overthrow a South American government?
Me: “Lost” sound okay. But I don’t feel the need to overthrow any South American governments today.
Him: Well, you’ll […]
Are you in a bad mood? It is Sunday night, after all. Here’s what I suggest: check out this little guy (and be sure to click through). How can anyone stay in a bad mood after that? Plus, you get to see his resume and everything, if you’re curious. You just know that someone at […]
Fer me, every day be Talk Like a Pyritz Day, but as today be special, feast yer eyes on this:
Yo ho ho and a fallacy that be pathetic.
An’ because I have naught to entertain ye with but the blackest bilge from the poxiest decks of this-here vessel: have some scurvy leftovers.
