Archive for the 'Please go away often' Category



The final countdown

Published on 28 May 2004

Yippee! It’s my last day at work before vacation. It’s almost 4:30 and I’m pretty much caught up with all the catch-uppable stuff. My former (and decidedly evil) boss’s last day is today. (Plenty of Coronas and ice cream cake in the Training Room, everyone! Little sweating groups of IT and marketing people chatting nervously […]


Update schmupdate

Published on 10 June 2003

On this bright and lovely day — the first we’ve had in more than a week and one of the few in months — I was greeted by one of the homeless men in my neighborhood, who croaked, “Miss, do you have, do you like oral sex?” He was lurching into my personal space, but […]