I keep forgetting to mention how delighted I was to see that Spamusement featured sequels to one of my favorites:

The original: you are so good to me eggplant mike
The reprise: Stop ignoring me
The plot thickens: MASSAGE FROM SULLY

Eggplant Mike simultaneously elicits sympathy and creeps me out. I wonder if I could knit my very own […]

Tomorrow is Internet Advertiser Wakeup Day. I’ll be registering with fake information on 10 registration-required sites. Segment that!

Sometimes I need to be distracted from the usual mixture of fury and panic, even if only for a few minutes.

Although I Like a Good George W. Bush Joke as Much as the Next Guy, Some of Them Seem Gratuitous and Mean-Spirited.
Bush’s speechalist (requires QuickTime).

My latest minor obsession has been checking in on Overheard in Philly, New York City, and the office. As an incorrigible eavesdropper and lover of found stuff, the frequently scandalous soundbites are like the Dippin’ Dots of the Interweb.
Speaking of Found, I finished Davy Rothbart’s first fiction-type publication this week and pretty much adored it. […]

Hello my friends. I apologize for the sorry state of this site lately. Trust me when I say that you really wouldn’t be interested in anything I had to write about lately.
Stuff on My Cat, however, was too good to ignore.
This is as close as Theo gets to qualifying: